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‘We Will Not Repeat The Mistakes Of The 2016 Election,’ Vows Nation Still Using Internet


WASHINGTON—Promising that they had learned their lesson and would not fall into the same traps they did in the last presidential election cycle, the U.S. populace vowed Wednesday not to repeat the errors of 2016, while, at the same time, nearly every American voter continued to use the internet. “We’re not going to… Read more...

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Facebook Identifies Dozens Of Suspicious Accounts Seemingly Enjoying Time On Website


MENLO PARK, CA—Finally homing in on a lead in their ongoing investigation into potentially fraudulent accounts, Facebook reported Wednesday the identification of dozens of suspicious accounts belonging to people who seem to enjoy their time on the website. “We discovered a small but significant number of registered… Read more...

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